crochet kits
hooks, yarn, and a pattern you'll rip out three times
EST. 2026
a box of nothing exciting.
(on purpose)
Screen-free analog activities. Delivered every two weeks. You do it. You share it. We all pretend it's not fun.
you're on the list. we'll be in touch. eventually.
we promise not to send you anything interesting.
how it works
you sign up
Pick a plan. Don't overthink it. You're not buying a house.
we send stuff
A box of boring analog activities arrives biweekly.
you do things
With your hands. Away from screens. Revolutionary.
what's in the box
things your grandma did because she didn't have a dopamine slot machine in her pocket
writing prompts
questions nobody asks on the internet
candle making
wax, wick, mild burns — the classics
puzzles & games
patience building. low stakes. no wi-fi required.
air-dry clay
make something lumpy. call it art. we will too.
why this exists
You check your phone 205 times a day. Your attention span is shorter than a goldfish's. You know this. We know this. The goldfish probably knows this.
Somewhere between infinite scroll and algorithmic content perfectly calibrated to keep you glued, we forgot that boredom is actually useful. It's where creativity lives. It's what happens when your brain has enough silence to think a whole thought.
The Boring Club is not a wellness brand. We're not going to send you a journal with the word "mindfulness" on it. We're just going to send you a box of stuff to do with your hands, and maybe — just maybe — you'll put your phone down for an hour.
That's the whole thing. That's the pitch.
it's not exciting. that's the point.
pick your level of boredom.
they're all the same amount of not-exciting, just different commitments
FOUNDING MEMBER
$29/month — locked for life.
First 100 members only. The price never changes, no matter what happens. We promise.
monthly
no commitment, just boredom
$49
/mo
- one box every two weeks
- 2–3 analog activities per box
- materials included
- cancel any time (we won't guilt you)
BEST VALUE
quarterly
a medium-term commitment to doing nothing interesting
$42
/mo
- billed every 3 months
- save $21 per quarter
- exclusive quarterly bonus item
- priority access to new activities
annual
a full year of not knowing what to do with your hands
$35
/mo
- billed once per year
- save $168 annually
- free shipping on every box
- early access to new activity types
get on the list.
Launching soon. Get on the list. Or don't. We're not your boss.
welcome to the boring club. we'll be in touch.
Launching soon. Get on the list. Or don't. We're not your boss.
questions, probably
No. We genuinely want to send you a box of analog activities every two weeks. We are, however, aware of the irony that you're reading this on a screen.
That's fair. We include multiple activities per box, so if crochet isn't your thing, maybe candle making is. If none of them are your thing, perhaps the concept of "things" isn't for you. We cannot help with that.
Yes. We're not a gym membership. Cancel any time from your account, no forms, no phone calls, no sad retention emails. We'll miss you the same amount we've never met you.
No. Every kit includes step-by-step instructions written for someone who last made art in third grade. The bar is low. The activities are designed to be achievable, not impressive.
Every two weeks, because one box per week felt like too much commitment and one per month felt like we were barely trying. Two weeks is the Goldilocks zone of boredom delivery.
The first 100 people get $29/month, locked for life. The regular price is $49/month. This is our way of rewarding people who believe in boring things before it's cool to believe in boring things.